Events from April 4 – November 3 – Nyirenda For Lusaka

Hope Gala: An Evening to Give Back

Nyirendaadmin — Sat, 04 Apr 2026 00:00:00 +0000

Look, my liege! Shut up! Will you shut up?! What a strange person. But you are dressed as one…I blow my nose at you, so-called Ah-thoor Keeng, you and all your silly English K-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-niggits! The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king.

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Provide Pure Water And Fresh Food

Nyirendaadmin — Sat, 02 May 2026 00:00:00 +0000

Oh God, my uncle. How am I ever gonna explain this? The plans you refer to will soon be back in our hands. I suggest you try it again, Luke. This time, let go your conscious self and act on instinct. I want to come with you to Alderaan. There’s nothing for me here now. I want to learn the ways of the Force and be a Jedi, like my father before me. As you wish. I don’t know what you’re talking about. I am a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan–

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Provide Pure Water And Fresh Food For Syrian

Nyirendaadmin — Fri, 29 May 2026 00:00:00 +0000

I have traced the Rebel spies to her. Now she is my only link to finding their secret base. What?! I care. So, what do you think of her, Han? The Force is strong with this one. I have you now. But with the blast shield down, I can’t even see! How am I supposed to fight? Red Five standing by.

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Help Charities Without Leaving Home

Nyirendaadmin — Tue, 30 Jun 2026 00:00:00 +0000

I’ve done everything the Bible says — even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff! Our differences are only skin deep, but our sames go down to the bone. And now, in the spirit of the season: start shopping. And for every dollar of Krusty merchandise you buy, I will be nice to a sick kid. For legal purposes, sick kids may include hookers with a cold. And here I am using my own lungs like a sucker. What good is money if it can’t inspire terror in your fellow man? Homer no function beer well without.

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Lights of Love: Holiday Donation Campaign

Nyirendaadmin — Tue, 29 Sep 2026 00:00:00 +0000

Why do you think that she is a witch? He hasn’t got stuff all over him. Well, I didn’t vote for you. A newt? Look, my liege! I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Now leave before I am forced to taunt you a second time!

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Use Hashtags To Support Online

Nyirendaadmin — Tue, 03 Nov 2026 00:00:00 +0000

Well, I got better. Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system! The swallow may fly south with the sun, and the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land. It’s only a model. It’s only a model.

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Hearts United: Global Donation Drive

Nyirendaadmin — Mon, 01 Feb 2027 00:00:00 +0000

Who’s that then? Shh! Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home. Let us ride to Camelot! Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system! The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king. Camelot!

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Backpacks of Hope: School Supply Drive

Nyirendaadmin — Sun, 25 Jul 2027 00:00:00 +0000

Dear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays. Please, eliminate three. P.S. I am not a crackpot. You don’t win friends with salad. I’m a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world. D’oh. A lifetime of working with nuclear power has left me with a healthy green glow…and left me as impotent as a Nevada boxing commissioner. No children have ever meddled with the Republican Party and lived to tell about it.

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Excitement From A Quote About Charity

Nyirendaadmin — Thu, 30 Sep 2027 00:00:00 +0000

What’s the point of going out? We’re just going to wind up back here anyway. I’m going to the back seat of my car, with the woman I love, and I won’t be back for ten minutes! And now, in the spirit of the season: start shopping. And for every dollar of Krusty merchandise you buy, I will be nice to a sick kid. For legal purposes, sick kids may include hookers with a cold. The Internet King? I wonder if he could provide faster nudity… Yes! I am a citizen! Now which way to the welfare office? I’m kidding, I’m kidding. I work, I work.

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